(Source: ridge, via shotaegg)

(Source: wesleysnopes, via pizza)

peacelove-and-rocknroll:

How can you not like Ozzy Osbourne?

(via not-burnie)

crustified-again:

corgisandboobs:

thesuperjew:

The turtle cavalry is serious shit

"Onward, alligator steed!""I’m a crocodile.""Silence, water horse!"

The one in the back looks like it’s wearing a turtle for a hat

crustified-again:

corgisandboobs:

thesuperjew:

The turtle cavalry is serious shit

"Onward, alligator steed!"
"I’m a crocodile."
"Silence, water horse!"

The one in the back looks like it’s wearing a turtle for a hat

(Source: animals-riding-animals, via pizza)

Debbie Harry and Iggy Pop, by Chris Stein, ca 1977

(Source: madnessisfreedom, via classic-60s-rock)

sylvehun:

to the window

sylvehun:

to the window

(Source: samurott, via reblogrne)

skate-high:

I was having a bad day until I randomly got a text from a wrong number with nothing but this picture

image

(Source: skate-high, via reblogrne)

bilbo-shaggings:

WHEN I FIND MYSELF IN TIMES OF TROUBLE
RON SWANSON COMES TO ME
SPEAKING WORDS OF WISDOM

(Source: jennlferlawrence, via benedict-cucumberbooty)


I’m a…I’m a cop.

I’m a…I’m a cop.

(Source: galacticaps, via brandyalexanders)

geometricdeathtrap:

worthyourweightinfanfiction:

rachellephant:

tips to write college papers 

  • begin with “buckle your seatbelts, motherfuckers, because in eight short pages i am going to learn u a thing that i only learned myself about two hours ago, so sit down, shut up, and enjoy the experience of my 4-am-redbull-induced-self-hatred-fuelled-writing-extravaganza”
  • erase when finished with the paper

BUT THIS ACTUALLY WORKS

MAKE SURE YOU ERASE IT THOUGH

(via shorten)

kinggjayysshit:

heropirate:

Bob scrubbin’ your blog.

Thanks bob

kinggjayysshit:

heropirate:

Bob scrubbin’ your blog.

Thanks bob

(via hold-me-like-a-heart-beat)

Hypocrisy

(Source: robemmy, via ancient-hyrule)

ovaryfunny:

 

(Source: realitytvgifs, via pizza)

Religions exist because people would rather have a wrong answer than no answer at all.

Chuck Palahniuk  (via scalded)

(Source: ybb55, via psychedelic-orgasm)